BREAKING NEWS

FALTS returns from hiatus Saturday, August 4th, 2007 with Anaheim Invitational. Details to come.

FALTS FLASHBACK: COLLEGE YEARS
June 7, 2005 (Replay of : January 24, 2000)
By popular demand, FALTS has opened the archives to post some of the best video clips from FALTS : College Years. Our first clip flashes back to an unforgettable press conference delivered by Steve Miller on January 24th, 2000. In this clip, Steve Miller explains exactly how to botch asking a girl out on a date. Listen and learn by clicking the link below.

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FALTS FLASHBACK: COLLEGE YEARS
June 7, 2005 (Replay of February 20, 2001)
After watching Steve Miller crash and burn in the painful press conference video above, watch Steve crash and burn again. This time it's when he's blasted in the face during a late night session of 'Rocketball' by roommate Mike Orsini.

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It's Official: Boys ARE Smarter than Girls
April 29, 2004
Pictured above is the newest FALTS Harvard brand sporting product : Play Ball. As the video demonstrates, it may be the best product purchase in FALTS history. Hockey mask and goggles oddly not included.

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FALTS Presents Fantasy Games
September 6, 2003
The two most common NFL related games on the web are : Fantasy Football and Survivor Football. FALTS has decided to add a few new style games to spice things up with three new games. Results will be posted on a Fantasy section of the FALTS.NET web site weekly. (in development)

Anyone on the web may enter by filling out an entry form and emailing it to fantasyentry@falts.net. Entries must be received by midnight on the day preceding the first game of the NFL week. For week 1, we will accept entries through noon on Sunday, September 7th. Game Descriptions appear below:

Fizzle and Flop 2003 Fantasy Draft Lottery
August 28, 2003
On Wednesday, August 27 at 11pm EST, the 2003 Fizzle N' Flop Draft Lottery was held at an undisclosed location in Fairfax, Virgina. Video of the lottery to determine divisional alignment and draft order is a must-watch for sports fans of all ages.

Go Long and Catch the F-Bomb
August 25, 2003
The newest FALTS.NET game features the stylings of Steven F. Miller of Annandale, Virginia. Steve is known for many things - including his mastery of the f-bomb. Are you quick enough to nab all of Steve's f-bombs from a 60 second phone call? Give it a shot...click on the image above to try Steve out.

Disaster at the Orsini Household
April 14, 2003
Not 24 hours after the purchase of a new automobile disaster strikes on Mt. Burnside Way. The extensive shelving system in the corner of garage port A collapsed. Earlier in the evening, the young Mr. Michael Orsini added a 16 pound bowling ball to the second shelf...a likely cause for the mishap. Nice botch, Mr. Michael Orsini.

FALTS Racing Enters 2003 Season
February 20, 2003
Team members Brett Schmitz, David Pascual, and Michael Orsini began testing for their 2003 NASCAR racing season early this month. Their season will begin on March 1st, 2003.

New sponsor Jamba Juice of San Francisco, CA has been announced as the title sponsor for the 54 Ford driven by David Pascual. Zone.com was outbid by a yet to be announced sponsor for the Brett Schmitz driven #333 Chevy. Michael Orsini's #44 Dodge is in negotiations with Henry's Wrecker Service of Falls Church, VA.

FALTS Racing will compete in a grueling 33 week NASCAR schedule with updates and standings posted on FALTS.NET all season long. Don't miss a minute of the action!

Click on the image to see a full size version of the print out.

-Update: Investigation in this matter near complete with shocking results-

Cooper Attempts to Pull the Wool
January 17, 2003
E. Cooper attempted to decieve the good folks at FALTS.NET today with an innocent looking screenshot. "Look, I beat you in Pong" Cooper casually mentioned to programmer David Pascual. "No need to look really close at the print out" said Cooper's body language.

After 83,421 plays, there have been no known individuals to defeat the David Pascual character in FALTS pong. Take the survey at left to help to decide if his victory is legitimate.

FALTS Fan Club Gets National TV Coverage
December 15, 2002
David Pascual and Michael Orsini represented the Bills FALTS Fan Club at the Buffalo Bills vs. San Diego Chargers NFL Football game this past weekend. Their strategically placed banner was seen clearly in many, many TV shots. The banner made highlight reels on ESPN, CBS, and FOX.

View a clip from the game
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FALTS household creeps into the TSO Top 250
October 28, 2002
The FALTS house located in Alphaville of The Sims Online, made large strides towards the Top 100 lists during the last week of play. Most visited household, most expensive household, and most profitable household are all within reach for the house code named FALTS Pizza Party.

Roommate Michael Orsini is within reach of the Top 100 of richest Sims, with a net worth of over $30,000.

View the entire FALTS house as of 10/28/02

Orsini Powers Past Tollbooth Worker for
E-L-A-M Victory
October 6, 2002
Mike Orsini finished off Stephen Miller in the FALTS E-L-A-M challenge Sunday afternoon with a perfect 36 yard field goal. Orsini now holds the E-L-A-M crown, while David Pascual squeeked by Brett Schmitz to take the accuracy championship.

View Clip of Mikeo's Winning FG
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A second clip of Mikeo
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FALTS Football Sunday sets TV record at 4
Powered by a two TV contribution by Brett Schmitz, FALTS broke the football viewing record of three TV's with four on 9/29/02. Rumor has it a five TV outing will be attempted next weekend.

7-04-2 - Pascual strolls to Independance Open Victory
David Pascual defeated Brett Schmitz 6-2 in 100+ degree heat today. It was an ugly, ugly match.

6-23-02 - Pascual overwhelms Schmitz.
Fighting back from an ugly 6-3 loss to Schmitz late last week, Pascual overpowered Schmitz 6-1 Sunday evening. "I couldn't allow myself to fall to 0-2 on the year," commented a drained Pascual, "a Baja Fresh outing inspired this performance."

David Pascual and Brett Schmitz now sit even at 1-1 with a third match slated for later this week.

2002 SEASON START!

6-22-02 - Schmitz wins season opener.
Brett Schmitz shocked the crowds on Friday, swiftly defeating David Pascual in the season opener. Schmitz controlled the match from the start, and finished Pascual off 6-3. Schmitz is officially undefeated at 1-0.